I'm the 1 your mom warned you about, but never told you how much fun I am

Well I need someone who is honest, ambitious, very skinny and good looking and really hot! Understanding, caring, loving, romantic and she must be well domesticated, and be a good cook! Lol. She must be willing to compromise as I believe that's the bases of any relationship. And most of all she must be funny and make me happy!! And I'll go out of my way to make her happy. She needs a good outgoing personality. She must except me 4 who I am, and except my crazy friends. I never drink to much and very seldom get drunk but 1ns in a blue moon I do enjoy myself little to much, and then she must not be mad then. She must not moan about my smoking I will never give up smoking hehehe She's got to have long hair I love it if a girl has long strait shiny hair that smells nice. However I'll like to meet someone who is ready to settle down with me. I want to be the love of her life. And she the love of mine. I will give her my all, being a true best friend, husband and sexy lover. I am ready for a major change in my life, and I hope to create a strong, harmonious family based on love, intimacy and mutual understanding and respect.