I want to love someone unconditionally and also beloved unconditionallyl

People on dating sites are always like, we’ll tell our kids we met through some normal way like at a shitty bar, but I think that’s bullshit. By the time we have kids who want to ask about how we met (if future-kids even give a shit about that sort of thing) everyone will meet online and it would be weirder to make up some phony firefly-lit gazebo story than to be honest. We met in the dark ages of the internet, when we had to use our best verbal abilities and selfie-skills to find a mate. I’m looking for someone prepared to answer this question honestly when it arises.